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10/02/2003 Entry: "Holy Galloping Geezerhood, Batman!"

You've got yourself a good case of "Floaters & Flashes" there, dude!

The good news is: You haven't got a brain tumor, and you haven't had a stroke!

Bad news? Well, you think it's okay that it's just in your left eye? Don't worry: it can happen in your right eye NEXT week. After all, it can only make you go blind!!!